Grimm's Fairy Tales
EPUB EBook by Jacob Grimm
EBook DescriptionIf you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. Grimm's Fairy Tales EPUB EBook If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
― download; Albert Einstein
After being gifted this beautiful edition of Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales, I decided to be a good and proper Auntie and read them to my niece (6).What better way to end the day and send her off to slumberland?
These children’s tales are very short - EPUB perfect for bedtime reading - and are full of valuable lessons:
1. Step-mothers are evil bitches.
2. Beautiful people are always good and virtuous.
3. Princes are hot.You should marry one.
4. Never trust a Wolf who can talk.
5. Being abandoned by your parents in the woods may feel really bad, but it usually works out for the best.
6. Slicing off bits of your feet to get that perfect shoe to fit is a bad idea.The blood gets everywhere.
7. Be careful of your eyes around birds and thorns.
8. Killing evil people with fire is OK.
9. Killing step-mothers in any manner is OK.
10. Be kind and joyous in all that you do and psychological problems will be minimal.
I for one adore these stories; I shall be reading them to all the children that I know*.
Highly recommended reading.
*they are actually really amusing and my niece only cried once.
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